“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it
me:
makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
does miley cyrus do anything these days besides walk around
